Another night. Another awkward exchange.

It is tough to be a single mom.

Especially when I was used to a good dicking at least once a week. Turns out that you get more sex when your partner is cheating on you. Which feels like another level of cheating. So for a year I got really good sex more than once a week. But then he moved his girlfriend into my house over Thanksgiving while I was out of town with the kids. And I have had to go out and find sex.

So this blog is about my adventures in online dating.

As a mom.

After a divorce.

50/50 custody means that I have lots of nights without my kids. Which is weird. And tough. But leaves me lots of time to talk to people online.

Here is the first one:

ok...before we get to the first one.... can I say how disconcerting it is to read "lol" in a sexy exchange? If I am going to fuck millennials, I guess I need to get used to it.

My first partner post-marriage was a millennial. Who is a super sweet guy. Who I am still fucking. Occasionally.

This is how I found out how young he is (after we had sex):
Him: I went to the first Women's March in DC.
Me: Really? Why?
Him: It was the first election in which I got to vote. I was disappointed in the outcome.
Me: Why was it your first election? You are so politically active. (He is the manager for a campaign office for a candidate running for a US House District.)
Him: I am 23.
Me: ((Oh shit))


After many times of fucking, and his moving to another city when his candidate loses, and our meeting up for a booty call at an Airbnb (thank you internet)…
Me: unplugged Nirvana was one of the first CDs that I bought
Him: My mom was pregnant with me when Kurt Cobain killed himself.
Me: ….